Sean Spicer, Donald Trump’s first press secretary, joins the show to discuss the decline of the American empire. Howie opens with a Chump Line featuring the next “excerpt” from his memoir, Paper Boy. Then, the latest updates on Sam Bankman-Fried have dropped, and it’s just terrible! He’s resisting the draconian attempts to make him eat FLESH! Finally, tune in for a story about Taylor’s little guy, Harrison, that’ll knock your socks off.