Police Blotter Fax Friday: A Christmas Tree Brawl, Golf Cart Crashes and More

The Fall Of The Couch Of Usher – The Smoking Gun

Summerfield woman lands behind bars thanks to suspicious license plate – The Villages News

Soccer coach busted after blowing $5K at strip club — on school district’s credit card – Isabel Keane, The NY Post

Woman Busted For Beating Man With Xmas Tree – The Smoking Gun

Florida woman smashes man’s taillight after he refuses to pay her for ‘sexual favors,’ deputies say – Fox 35 Orlando, Dani Medina

Golf cart wrecks and fires rampant across Florida: ‘Housewives getting drunk and crashing’ – Selim Algar, The NY Post

Cops: Pastor Tried To Deep-Fry McDonald’s Cook– The Smoking Gun