WATCH: Florida Woman Attacks Teen Girl in IHOP Brawl – Breitbart

Chinese zoo ADMITS what we all knew about its ‘pandas’ – NYPost

Fare-dodging squirrels cause chaos aboard train in England – UPI

Sheridan Man Accused Of Dousing Couple With Lighter Fluid So They’d Shoot Him – Cowboy State Daily

Grape spill causes traffic ‘jam’ on California highway – UPI

New York Police Seeking Pair Who Crashed NYC Subway Train While Joyriding – Huff Post

GoFundMe cancels fundraiser for Ontario woman charged with spraying neighbour with a water gun – CTV News

Canned food identified as cause of explosion that injured 6 – Fortune

Member of Yoder family ordered to stay off booze after kicked out of bar – The Villages

Enraged man allegedly fires weapon during game of dominoes – The Villages

Woman Again Busted For Dildo Battery – The Smoking Gun