Police Blotter Fax Friday – 9.19.25

Florida woman punches gator after it dragged her 4-month puppy into creek – WCVB

Washington felon caught impersonating police officer at crime scene: ‘He’s got a firefighter helmet too’ – New York Post

Microwaving a brownie burnt my house to a crisp with £295,000 in repairs – The Sun

Oregon cop obliterates his career after having sex with drunk woman who’d just crashed her car – DailyMail

Cyclist killed by falling tree eaten by beaver – Montreal Journal

Stinky situation: Mass. elementary school gets day off after skunk sprays classroom – NBC Boston

Police: Man In Puppy Costume Strangled Youth – The Smoking Gun

Drunken Villager arrested after urinating on sidewalk at shopping plaza – The Villages News