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‘My jaw was on the floor’: Video shows angry turkey attacking Boston woman’s car – Boston 25 News

Man ripped off seagull’s head for stealing daughter’s French fries: report – Channel 8 News

‘He was struggling’: Firefighter crashes fire engine, admits to drinking 18 beers before shift – KY3 News

One-legged woman allegedly steals truck, hits owner with it – WBTW News
Man fell down 50-foot well while searching for lost phone, officials say – KY3 News

Joplin woman allegedly assaults 81-year-old after he can’t find steaks in the freezer – The Turner Report

Man Arrested For Nude Break-In At City Hall, Leaving Behind Cocaine – WFLA

Fish falls from sky onto New Jersey couple’s Tesla — and here’s the likely culprit – MSN