Police Blotter Fax Friday – 5.22.26

By Howie Carr Show Staff on May 22, 2026

McDonald’s worker behind revolting French fry video to face criminal charges: cops – New York Post

Couple allegedly stuffed 3 monkeys in their underwear in sick smuggling bid — causing one to suffocate – New York Post

American tourists arrested after breaking into Punch the Monkey’s enclosure at Japan’s Ichikawa City Zoo – New York Post

Glamorous coed takes insane graduation pics of her kissing 14-foot alligator – New York Post

Man who eluded WSP troopers in stolen Corvette steals same car back from impound yard – KOMO News

Indiana man seen dancing in roadway while cradling rare turtle arrested for meth possession – New York Post

‘Incoherent’ driver found surrounded by Fireball whiskey after crashing onto golf course – New York Post

Man allegedly called 911 multiple times to report zombies, ghosts and a UFO, then claimed to be a cop – New York Post