Police Blotter Fax Friday – 4.19.2024

Listen as you peruse these silly stories:

Michigan Police Say Dispute Over ‘Subpar Sushi’ Leads To ‘Sword Fight’ Assault, Feces-Throwing – Daily Caller

Rap Artist GloRilla Charged with Drunken Driving in Georgia – Breitbart


‘I’m cracking this beer, OK?’: Florida man asks officers if he can drink another beer during arrest – Cleveland 19


St. Petersburg Man Arrested in Bizarre Pizza Dough Brawl With Roommate – WFLA News

Overland Man Stole $1,500 of Vibrators, Police Say – River Front Times

Brazilian woman brazenly wheels elderly man’s corpse into bank to co-sign a loan for her: ‘Uncle, are you listening?’ – NYPOST

‘Too drunk to fly’: Intoxicated vultures rescued in Connecticut, fed food for hangover – USA Today

Woman Called Cops Over Bad Batch Of Meth – The Smoking Gun

Texas Mom Went On Cruise, Left Young Kids Home Alone, Cops Charge – The Smoking Gun