Police Blotter Fax Friday – 4.17.26

By Howie Carr Show Staff on April 17, 2026

‘MONKEY BUSINESS’: 2 men narrowly escape charges after stealing 96 bananas from Pennsylvania Wawa – The Post Millennial

Angry beaver that had ‘terrorized’ NJ residents nabbed by police – NJ.com

Suspect in cow costume arrested for assaulting family member in Albany County – WRGB Albany

EPD: Woman arrested after being found topless near Evansville YMCA – 14 News

Deputies: Fort Walton Beach woman threw beer bottles at 3-year-old after falling off bike – WEAR News

Cops Save Driver Choking on Golf Ball-Size Bag of Drugs He Swallowed During Hyannis Traffic Stop – Hyannis News

UNH police investigate reports of man exposing himself on campus – WMUR 9

Patron Arrested For Subway Pepper Rage – The Smoking Gun