Police Blotter Fax Friday – 3.20.26

Man allegedly used 99-cent taco seasoning to steal $40K in trading cards – mLIVE.com

Sister of former congressman charged with cocaine possession at Cranston elementary school – WJAR

US Senate candidate convicted of tossing live tarantula into Airbnb in ‘Home Alone’-inspired harassment campaign – New York Post

Man on electric unicycle arrested for DUI after crashing into Port Orchard ravine – KOMO News

Long Island jerks turn jerk-chicken eatery into drug takeout — with cocaine in soda cans: cops – New York Post

Dunks and drunks – Duxbury Clipper

Man Tried To Pay Bail With Funny Money – The Smoking Gun