Police Blotter Fax Friday – 12.5.25

By Taylor Cormier on December 5, 2025

Naked arsonist sex offender rescued after jumping into river to flee officers – ABC 7 KRCR

Italian man accused of dressing up as his dead mom to claim her pension – CNN

Partially nude woman arrested after driving under influence of nitrous oxide ‘whippets’ – KOMO News

Teen with dreams of lion taming mauled to death after climbing into enclosure at zoo – FOX 32 Chicago

Furry ‘suspect’ ransacks Hanover ABC store, found passed out in bathroom – ABC 8 WRIC

Prisoner on the run orders an Uber to escape from pursuing cops after crashing getaway car – UK Sun

AirTag Leads Staties to Stolen $30K+ Stump Grinder, Nets Narcotics, Two in Custody – Hyannis News

Two Men Charged After 1,585 Pounds of Meth Found Hidden in Blackberry Shipments in Georgia – TownHall