Raw meat rains on McDonald’s drive-thru customer’s windshield – Yahoo
Meth-caked clothing, including cow onesie, seized at LAX – ABC 7
Suspect arrested after attack on ‘lazy’ landscaper in The Villages – The Villages News
Drugged-up ‘walk-in’ climbs into hospital ceiling, causes $5K in damage when he gets stuck – AOL News
Weasel caught breaking into Japanese kindergarten, stealing shoes – after parents feared foot fetish pervert – NY POST
3 boys arrested at Waffle House after Christmas decoration theft – WSMV
Alligator seized from Northern Kentucky basement – AOL News
Woman attacks officer at St. Pete Walmart after eating cookies, stealing panties: affidavit – WFLA
Naked Florida man accused of using golfer’s own clubs to kill him near first hole – UPI