Police Blotter Fax Friday – 1.30.26

Man accused of stuffing brisket, wine down pants at Florida supermarket – Boston 25

Jay Vine wins Tour Down Under after crash caused by kangaroo – ESPN

Man ditches hurt friend ‘like nothing happened’ during stolen golf cart ‘joyride’ in Key West: Cops – Local 10

Florida man stopped in Alabama with 81 gallons of moonshine, police say – 12 News

Florida man gets 4 years for trying to rob Taco Bell with rock – WESH

Carbon County sheriff’s deputy accused of playing cornhole without pants in driveway – 2KUTV

Two Floridians charged, accused of fishing tarpon out of Florida Keys aquarium – The Washington Times

Romantic Is Busted Over Stripper Gifts – The Smoking Gun