Police Blotter Fax Friday – 1.23.26

By Howie Carr Show Staff on January 23, 2026

‘Baby, don’t move’: Australian woman wakes to find massive python on her chest – BBC

Robbery suspect accused of twisting loss prevention officer in sensitive area to escape with Hershey’s chocolate – WABI 5

Give Me the Ozempic and Nobody Gets Hurt – Delivery Driver Robbed of $16,000 in Weight-Loss Drugs – Breitbart

Cat stuck on top of a building with a Doritos bag on his head named ‘Battalion Chief Dorito’ after rescue – WMUR 9

A former flight attendant posed as a pilot and received hundreds of free flights, US authorities say – Breitbart

Home invasion attempt by armed man in L.A. thwarted by family dog – KTLA 5

British Woman Stabs Estranged Husband Who Euthanised Her Rescue Dogs – NDTV World

Man Busted On Felony Charge For Alleged Ketchup Packet Batter – The Smoking Gun