Police Blotter Fax Friday – 1.17.25

Inept arsonist set his pants on fire in Australia – NBC News

Florida woman pooped on Family Dollar floor as accomplice ironically stole $500 worth of cleaning products: cops– NY Post

Man caught with marijuana outside Auburndale school says he sells it because it’s hard to get a job: FHP – WFLA

Lewiston man hit by car after fleeing from Hannaford with stolen liquor, police say – WGME

Teen living in The Villages arrested after altercation at Lighthouse – The Villages

Former Lake County deputy crashed patrol car while watching porn on phone, investigators say – FOX 35 Orlando

Man accused of dumping puppies at car wash found thanks to leaving his address on the box – KY3

“Intimidating” Trump Sign Leads To Arrest – The Smoking Gun