Police Blotter Fax Friday – 1.16.26

By Howie Carr Show Staff on January 16, 2026

Florida woman accused of throwing collard greens and threatening victims with skillet – WFTV

Portsmouth man arrested for indecent exposure while driving on I-95 – WGME

Beloved walrus penis stolen from N.J. cheesesteak icon. Owner is blubbering mad. – NJ.com

Police: Woman defecates toward officers during arrest at Fort Walton Beach massage parlor – WEAR

Florida deputy handcuffs runaway emu: ‘This is definitely a new one’ – FOX 13 Tampa Bay

Intoxicated Wildwood woman allegedly slaps boyfriend until he sees ‘stars’ – Villages-News

Felony Charge For A TikTok “Challenge” – The Smoking Gun

A Breast Milk Motive For Theft Caper? – The Smoking Gun