Police Blotter Fax Friday – 1.10.25

Arrest warrant describes behavior of man accused of riding past church with sex toy on helmet – WFSB

Man arrested for making his own sandwich at Subway in Marion County – The Villages News

Rolls Royce driver arrested for DUI and possession of a monkey in California -WCVB

Would-be thief’s attempted bank robbery foiled because he handed teller illegible note – NYPOST

Man claims alien abduction during alleged nude carjacking in Florida – Bakersfield News Now

United bans man from flight after he allegedly urinates on passenger: ‘Soaked from his stomach down’ – FOX 10 Phoenix

Woman arrested after accidentally texting sheriff’s department instead of drug dealer – FOX Carolina