I have a modest proposal.
I want to solve this multi-billion-dollar catastrophe that the Democrats have inflicted on Massachusetts by inviting Third World criminals to move here for permanent, all-expenses-paid lifetime vacations on the backs of the ever-dwindling number of taxpayers who have yet to figure out how to flee this dystopian hellhole.
Why should the working classes have to pay for this disaster?
Why don’t we just ask the rich, virtue-signaling, NPR-listening Democrats who are so eager to talk the talk to instead actually walk the walk.
Let the Beautiful People open their mansions, gated developments, doorman-protected buildings and summer cottages on Martha’s Vineyard for the greater good of, you know, Celebrating Diversity.
Hey, all you Ivy League pampered pukes, you say you want to protest the return of Donald J. Trump? What better way than by opening your $5-million 3-acre estates to a “family” of tattooed Venezuelan gangbangers.
Open your hearts and your homes to some, say, Chechen “asylees” – fleeing the oppression of having to work for a living, like those lovable Tsarnaevs in Cambridge.
Wait, wait – what did you say?
The Democrats in Massachusetts have already tried to get their fellow Beautiful People to open their doors to the swarming hordes of illegals and… nobody wanted them? No, that can’t be true!
Whatever happened to Hate Has No Home?
What Would Jesus Do?
But it turns out that the wonderfully compassionate Democrats of Massachusetts have already been asked to embrace the wretched refuse of those teeming shores. And they refused, unanimously:
“Not In My Backyard!”
It was on Aug. 7, 2023 – more than 17 months ago – that the plus-sized lieutenant governor of Massachusetts waddled out in front of the TV cameras and implored her big-hearted supporters:
“Become a sponsor family… If you have an extra room or suite in your home, please consider hosting a family.”
That’s right, a “family.” Maybe a crew of neck-tattooed Venezuelan gangbangers from Tren de Aragua. Adios Caracas, hola Manchester-by-the-Sea!
Or would you prefer a machete-wielding cannibal – straight outta Port au Prince.
Sen. Elizabeth Warren, the fake Indian – can you open your wigwam for a few dozen Muslim terrorists weary of battling Zionism and the Great Satan? Name your poison, Pocahontas – ISIS, al Qaeda, Taliban, even al Shabazz.
Turn that “in-law suite” in your teepee into an outlaw suite.
Despite the clowns that they keep electing, Massachusetts Democrats aren’t stupid enough to invite illiterate criminals into their million-dollar manses. They don’t want the Haitians in their neighborhoods, they want them in yours.
Just like they want higher taxes on you. The order, Pay your fair share, is directed at you, not them. Not for those swells with the six-figure jobs as community advocates and sustainability coordinators at the non-profits.
As a taxpayer, you owe it to yourself to at least check out a few of the 3000 pages of “Serious Incidents” at the foreign freeloader flophouses. The state released the litany of horrors this week after nine months of stonewalling and foot-dragging.
The same words, phrases and sentences keep recurring: “Intoxicated… Narcan… knife….began shouting obscenities in Spanish….unfamiliar face in shelter… due to a language barrier…. The household member pulled out a knife…. Instinctively retaliated delivering a single punch to mouth… children not being supervised….”
The price tag so far for importing these savages is $2 billion and counting. Next the Democrats plan to drain close to another half-billion from a “rainy-day fund.”
Since everything is free, the illegals have no qualms about calling 911, for anything. Last March, a young girl was constipated. Her mother called an ambulance. Why not? Everything free in America.
A Haitian couldn’t pick up a package of free stuff in the motel lobby and “she became upset and was disturbing the peace and kicking the glass door with intent to damage… Resident became hostile and brought sister on premises to be a threat. Client called police.”
But of course they never get arrested because… racism or something.
They learn to scam very quickly: “The Family in Room (redacted) informed us that they did not receive their SNAP benefits for this month.”
Which begs the question, why are these illegals getting food stamps anyway? They get three squares a day, to the tune of maybe $68 per person, most likely from a catering company owned by campaign contributors to Maura Healey.
They always claim their free stuff is being stolen – so they can get more – or that they’ve been “scammed.” As one report notes, “Families would benefit from a 101 class on how to avoid being scammed.”
So would the Democrats running these programs. But what do the hacks care? It’s our money, not theirs. And it’s fundamentally transforming America – into a Third World hellhole.
Let me read you a few longer excerpts that I gleaned from the first 150 or so pages:
“Hotel management was concerned about resident and maintenance staff being in a relationship….”
“When entering room (staff) noticed glass and other broken items in the room. The full-body mirror that was on the wall was broken and other items were on the floor.”
“He started to yell, scream and throw things and punched the mirror in the bathroom and was ripping the fire extinguisher off the wall and, according to staff, threw it at HOH.”
The response of the social worker? “Both parties were brought to Crisis.”
At 1:57 a.m. a drunk Haitian is “wandering around the 4th floor knocking on all doors. While he was doing this, it is important to note that he left his two young sons unattended in the room… disruptive irrational behavior towards security.”
The Democrats told us that we needed these people as workers. So how come so few of them are, you know, working? If they’re fleeing oppression in Haiti, why are some of them complaining that they’ve lost their ID cards from Chile, or Mexico?
No wonder most of their home countries are refusing to take them back. Now they’re our problem, maybe the biggest disaster the Democrats have inflicted on this nation since the Civil War.
Everybody who voted for Joe Biden or Maura Healey, this is all on you, 100 percent.
Don’t blame me, I voted for Trump. Three times.