Meet some of Healey’s favorite ‘residents’

Today we begin a new feature called “Meet the Residents.”

Last week, Gov. Maura Healey bemoaned the actions of ICE in Massachusetts.

The governor is outraged that federal law enforcement has been rounding up some of her most devoted supporters, often just as their EBT welfare cards are being reloaded for the month, and before the bloodthirsty cholos can even obtain mail-in ballots to fraudulently vote the straight Democrat ticket to keep the free stuff coming.

“I’d like to see from ICE,” Maura bitterly complained, “an actual accounting of the residents who’ve been taken.”

Governor, your wish is our command!

Let us begin with “resident” Joko Herbert Thomas, from Sierra Leone. Massachusetts law is a joke to Joko.

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Check out this African’s rap sheet. According to ICE, he “has been arraigned on 50 separate adult charges.”

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Since 1996, Thomas has only been committing the crimes Americans can no longer be bothered committing.

Next Governor, meet “resident” Christian Lopez-Ascencio, from Guatemala. Like Joseph in the Old Testament, he was wearing a coat of many colors when lugged by ICE in Chelsea.

Do you like the cholo’s glad rags? I guarantee that you paid for his coat, gringo. Christian was too busy stabbing a juvenile in what’s now known as Chelsalvador to work for a living like the Americanos do.

“Pending charges,” ICE noted, “(include) assault with intent to murder, and assault and battery with a dangerous weapon.”

The governor positively swoons over all these residents.

“They’re working, are paying taxes,” she gushes. “They’re raising kids, they’re running businesses, contributing to our economy and they’ve been taken away.”

The City of Quincy is no doubt reeling from the removal of Weedz-Kendy Alexandre Cadet, from Haiti. Does this dreadlocked resident look like he’s been paying a lot of taxes and contributing to our economy?

“Cadet’s criminal history,” ICE notes on the ERO Boston X feed, “includes pending charges for rape and a probation violation.”

In addition to the word “rape,” another recurring theme on his rap sheet is “dangerousness.” Also, “Police report impounded.” That’s SOP in rape cases.

A few more phrases from the court, in all caps:

“Do NOT BAIL UNTIL HOOKED TO GPS.”

“DO NOT BAIL UNTIL PASSPORT IS SURRENDERED.”

During his taxpayer-funded crime wave, Weedz was fortunate to be coddled by an ancient crackpot Dukakis judge in Quincy over and over again. But his voodoo streak of good luck finally ran out when ICE lugged him.

Quincy’s gain in Port au Prince’s loss. Maura Healey is no doubt heartbroken.

Then there’s resident Lucas Gustavo Brajak Almedia DiBenedetto. Have you noticed one of quaint cultural traditions these savages have brought with them from their primitive homelands, in addition to the machete attacks and the underage rapes of female offspring?

I refer of course to drunk driving the wrong way on major highways after midnight.

The above mentioned cholo from Brazil was charged with striking a State Police cruiser last week on Rte. 1. It was the second such Third World OUI of the month – the first one resulted in the death of a trooper, at the hands of an intoxicated naturalized “American” from south of the border.

This freeloading fiend DiBenedetto had been flopping here since 2007. After he almost killed a cop, his Democrat comrades in court instantly cut him loose on $500 bail.

Five hundred bucks! For driving the wrong way drunk on Rte. 1 and putting a cop in the hospital.

After lugging the cholo outside the courthouse, ICE issued this statement:

“He was RELEASED from jail by sanctuary politicians before ICE could take enforcement actions.”

Adios, amigo! No doubt he’d be out driving drunk again this weekend, using his welfare check to buy more cervezas, if not for what Maura calls “the shenanigans of a rogue agency” – namely ICE.

Democrats never dare to criticize any of these Third World monsters, only the cops trying to protect American taxpayers from their cruel depredations.

Instead of thanking ICE for performing the public service that she and her fellow Democrats refuse to, Healey changed the subject to vowing to “immediately expand wrong-way driving detection systems.”

Maura, the most effective way to stop wrong-way drunk driving around here would be to deport every last one of these illegal aliens.

That would save countless American lives, not to mention billions of taxpayer dollars squandered on welfare for these lawless invaders. That’s the good news.

The bad news is, such a crackdown would cost Healey, Wu and the rest of the Democrats all the countless votes cast by the illegals in the state’s welfare-industrial complex.

Drunk criminal illegal “residents” vs. law-abiding American taxpayers.

I think we all know whose side Maura and the rest of the Democrats are on.