Has the left ever met a bloodthirsty Muslim terrorist that they didn’t want to give a big hug and a wet kiss to?
C’mon down, Akayed Ullah, the New York Port Authority bus terminal suicide bomber from Bangladesh, this month’s “diversity lottery” terrorist.
In the underground corridor linking the bus station to Times Square, the devout Muslim walked by any number of ads and billboards for assorted infidel products, until he got to where he got to where he wanted to detonate his homemade pipe bomb full of nails designed to kill Christians.
He set it off in front of a Christmas poster.
Needless to say, The New York Times is now swooning over this nice young man. The undocumented Democrat got the traditional front-page sob story a couple of days ago. He was a good boy, a very good boy. He had recently returned to the Third World hellhole from which he came. It was a “lonely trip.”
Cue the violins.
“(He was) following his own heart, reflecting some sort of inner struggle… loving and giving… found enormous satisfaction in doing charity work… (A friend said) ‘he didn’t smoke, he didn’t misbehave, he was always cordial, he was the type of guy who couldn’t commit any crime.’”
Of course not. In diversity-lottery circles, since when is murdering infidels in cold blood a crime?
All these stories follow the same pattern. Certain themes reoccur. The immigrant is a lone wolf, home-grown, self-radicalized. Muslim community fears backlash, etc.
Naturally, the Times tells us that what made this immigrant want to start a jihad against taxpayers remains a “mystery.” (Barack Obama preferred to say, “We may never know the motives.”) The terrorist’s customary “deepening religiosity” is followed, inevitably, by the growth of “a big beard.”
Then Ullah follows in the footsteps of the elder Tsarnaev brother — he returns to his wretched homeland, which is teeming with his fellow terrorists.
“The purpose of his visit,” the Times writes, “was to get all the paperwork in order for his wife and 6-month-old son to immigrate to New York.”
Which is puzzling, because as the top counterterrorism cop in Dhaka says, “He seemed to have this hatred of America.”
No doubt he did, but on the other hand, they don’t have any EBT cards in Bangladesh. Or Medicaid. Or WIC. Or Obamaphones….
This week we also had the sentencing of our local Muslim terrorist from Everett, David Daoud Wright. Before the judge gave him 28 years, this fat fiend’s public defenders told us of the “highly respectful manner in which he comported himself relative to corrections staff at all times.”
Now that he’s bound for Club Fed, we will soon learn that the 350-pound holy warrior is a “role model” for other jailbird Muslim terrorists. We will be told he is “turning his life around.”
Prior to the sentencing, his mom assured us that as a young boy, the future ISIS terrorist dreamed of becoming a heart surgeon, loved classical music and was “fascinated” by dinosaurs.
Later, he became fascinated by the idea of beheading cops and Pamela Geller.
Have you ever read about an evil Muslim terrorist? Not in the alt-left media you haven’t. The Chattanooga mass murderer was an “All American boy.” Ditto, Dzhokhar Tsarnaev, in addition to which the Joker was “tousle-haired.” Jann Wenner was so infatuated with Tsarnaev that he put him on the cover of the fake-news Rolling Stone magazine.
Remember the Globe’s series of sob stories about the shiftless, welfare-leeching Tsarnaevs? They called the 25-year-old brother, Speedbump, a “stay-at-home dad.” The cops called him something else — a “person of interest” in seven unsolved murders.
As he lay wounded in the boat in Watertown, the Joker wrote out his terrorist manifesto about how much he hated the US and Christians. That was Friday night. On Sunday morning, then-Gov. Deval Patrick was asked on CBS by Bob Schieffer if he knew the motives of the drug-dealing, serial-killing Muslim terrorists living on welfare in Sect. 8 housing in Cambridge.
“Not yet Bob,” the brother-in-law of repeat sex offender Bernard Sigh replied. “Uh, and it’s hard, it’s hard for me and for many to imagine what could motivate, uh, people to, uh, harm, uh, innocent men, women and children, uh, in the way that, uh, these two fellows did.”
If I ever get in a jam, I ask for no special treatment from the alt-left media. Just treat me like you’d treat a foreign Muslim terrorist.