Here are the very real headlines from today’s Woke or Joke. Don’t forget to listen to the entire podcast (linked below).

Philadelphia claimed the first Guinness record for the largest attendance at a drag queen story time reading – The Washington Post

Inside the Megachurch where Shrooms and Weed are Religion – VICE

LGBTQIA+ Representation in Duolingo Stories and Characters – Duolingo Blog

Kingdom of the Planet of the Apes stars say they’re ‘team ape’ because humans have ruined Earth – The Post Millennial

US Labor Department trashed for post about helping ‘menstruators thrive at work’: ‘Insulting’ – Fox News

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