Inspector General’s report shows FBI is bent and broken

Question: What’s the difference between the corrupt old Boston FBI of Zip Connolly and H. Paul Rico, and the new modern FBI of James Comey, Andrew McCabe and Peter Strzok?

Answer: Nothing.

Actually, there are a few differences. In Boston, all the corrupt agents wanted to do was frame a few innocent men and set up informants for hits by their underworld masters, as well as taking hundreds of thousands of dollars in bribes.

The modern FBI agents were involved in an even nefarious conspiracy — trying to first fix a presidential election, and then, after that backfired, trying to overthrow the duly elected president of the United States.

Some people are disappointed that the 578-page report by the inspector general of the Justice Department on the Hillary Clinton espionage investigation wasn’t even more scathing. But it was plenty bad enough.

Let’s see, the smirking director of the FBI said last night he’s ordering bias training for his Democrats, I mean agents. (Where? At Starbucks?) The IG said that the crooked agents’ texts “created the appearance that investigation decisions they made were impacted by bias.”

So here’s the CNN headline: “Report faults Comey but finds no political bias.”

I guess it all depends on your definition of “bias.”

The FBI has never exactly been on the level, but lately it’s devolved into the secret-police arm of the Democrat party, the Beltway’s Stasi. Laws? The FBI don’t need no stinkin’ laws.

Consider the texts between Hillary-worshiping FBI lovebirds Peter Strzok and Lisa Page. First the FBI said they’d “lost” their pillow-talk texts, all 50,000. Then the IG announced he had them all. So the FBI grudgingly released its version, under a Congressional subpoena.

But guess what? The FBI edited the transcript to cut out the smoking gun showing just how determined the FBI was to throw the election to the most corrupt candidate in American history. Here are the real texts, as released yesterday.

Girlfriend: “(Trump’s) not ever going to become president, right? Right?!”

Boyfriend: “No. No he’s not. We’ll stop it.”

In the version the crooked G-men sent to Congress, only the question is included. They covered up for the bent fed.

By the way, did anyone notice any pro-Trump texts released in those 578 pages yesterday. Apparently, every single agent on the seventh floor of headquarters, from J. Edgar Comey on down, was rabidly in the tank for Hillary. Who says there’s no honor among thieves?

Earlier this week, mobster Stevie Flemmi testified in federal court here about bribing between five and seven local G-men, one of whom received at least $235,000, in return for identifying informants so they could be murdered by the Mob.

Yesterday, we learned that FBI agents are still taking payoffs.

“We identified instances where FBI employees improperly received benefits from reporters, including tickets to sporting events, golfing outings, drinks and meals, and admittance to nonpublic social events.”

What’s the difference between being bribed by a “reporter” and being paid off by a gangster? A bribe is a bribe is a bribe.

Was the fix in? Here’s an exchange between two G-men in February 2016, after the feds interview one of the IT techs who set up the email server Hillary set up to get around the Espionage Act.

FBI Employee: “How did the (witness) go?”

Agent 1: “Awesome. Lied his ass off… Ridic(ulous).”

FBI Employee: “Would be funny if he was the only guy charged in this deal.”

Agent 1: “I know…. Even if he said the truth and didn’t have a clearance when handling the secure fax – ain’t no one gonna do (bleep).”

Ain’t no one gonna do bleep. If th IG had wanted to put a title on his report, that would have been perfect, because it summed the biggest scandal in American political history. Bottom line: the FBI has given up crime fighting. Its mission now is crime fixing. For Democrats.

The Deep State tried its best to broom this corruption. They filed their phony-baloney lawsuit against the Trump Foundation. They ran phony news stories about Michael Cohen “flipping” and Sarah Huckabee Sanders quitting. They leaked the first reports to a leading purveyor of fake news, Bloomberg. (Remember the Deutsche Bank subpoenas that didn’t exist – that was Bloomberg.)

All these swamp creatures should be locked up. They ought to put a wall around the J. Edgar Hoover Building on Pennsylvania Avenue and give everyone inside three to five.

Also, Agent 1’s words from 2016 probably still apply today.

“Ain’t no one gonna do (bleep).”