Is Chuck Schumer headed down the same dark treadmill to senility pioneered by Dementia Joe Biden before him?
I’m no gerontologist, but I do play one on the radio.
As part of my daily show prep, I “study aging,” to use the dictionary definition of the word. I search for sound bites to both amuse my audience and to prove the moral depravity and intellectual bankruptcy of the Democrat party.
Hey, somebody’s got to do it, and it’s not going to be regime-controlled media.
On the eve of his 76th birthday, Silver Spoon Schumer finds himself under increasing pressure, and not just with his sputtering shutdown of the nation’s airports in order to keep millions of bloodthirsty welfare-dependent Third World illegal aliens in the US… and voting Democrat.
Schumer is a goner in 2028. Even if he seeks reelection, he’ll be crushed in the primary by either AOC or the Ugandan-born mayor of NYC, Zohran Mamdani.
Schumer is too old, too white, too straight. Not even the endless photo ops with his lesbian daughter can save him now.
So he flops about, like a gaffed fish on a boat deck. Like Biden before him, Schumer increasingly fumbles his words, spouts off incoherently, angrily shouting statements that are exactly the opposite of what he means to say.
As with Dementia Joe, I have the tapes to prove it. All dialogue guaranteed verbatim.
His decline started back in 2021, when the Democrats were impeaching Trump again.
“There will be a trial,” Schumer declaimed, “and when that trial ends, senators will have to decide if they believe Donald John, Donald John Trump incited the erection insurrection against the United States.”
That’s what he said. The erection insurrection. Is that a high crime or a misdemeanor, Mr. Minority Leader?
Everybody makes mistakes, so maybe that was a one off. But then came Oct. 7, 2023, and an uncomfortable truth dawned on him. Most modern Democrats don’t like Jews, starting with the trust-funded legacies and DEI types at his alma mater, Harvard.
You can take Democrats out of the Ku Klux Klan, but you can’t take the KKK out of the Democrat party….
Hearing the footsteps of the goose-stepping, brown shirt majority in his own party, Schumer’s statements about Israel became increasingly nonsensical:
“Look, no one wants a nuclear war. No one wants a nuclear Israel.”
Too late, Chuckie!
“My friends in the Jewish community, we will persist and persist and persist to fight for anti-Semitism and we will not rest until we succeed.”
Fighting FOR anti-Semitism? Well, that’s how the Muslim got elected in New York, with his 50.5 percent landslide in a three-man fight. Will going pro-pogrom work for Chuck in ’28? Doubtful.
Chuck also has a real phobia about Elon Musk, of all people. And Musk’s creation, DOGE. Schumer is all discombobulated about Musk, DOGE and the SAVE Act.
“It is Jim Crow 2.0 and when Trump says he will not sign any legislation until Congress passes DOGE, Mr. President, we ain’t passin’ DOGE.”
Can we quote you on that, Chuckie? You ain’t passing DOGE?
“The core of the bill is handing the voter rolls over to DHS putting them through an algorithm designed by Mo Moge and Musk.
Mo Moge? Not familiar with him, Chuck, but I’m assuming he’s MAGA, right? MAGA Mo Moge.
And now his latest temper tantrum about defunding DHS.
It’s nothing more (or less) than punishing American taxpayers to protect non-American rapists, murderers, gang bangers and other assorted illegal aliens – the pillars of today’s Democrat party.
So Schumer schemes to defund ICE, the agency in charge of ridding civilization of these savages welcomed into the US on lifetime vacations by Dementia Joe and the rest of the Democrats.
Right, Chuck?
“We must fund ICE!” he thundered recently, in direct contradiction of his stated position. “We must fund TSA now!”
Schumer’s mistake is that he still stumbles out of the Senate chambers and speaks without notes like it’s 1997 and the entire press is in the tank for The Party.
The problem now is that pesky one percent of the reporters who aren’t Democrat operatives with press passes. They’re no longer covering up for him.
The real reporters post the real Chuck Schumer videos, and those daily Biden vibes are killing him.
Most Democrat hacks have figured out that they should never speak to real reporters, lest they be asked real questions.
In Boston, most of the gals only appear with slobbering fluffers on, say, National Panhandler Radio. Others restrict their appearances to reading Soros-approved agitprop from teleprompters and then having their nose-ringed, tattooed flunkies post it on social media.
Yes, I’m talking about you, Ed Markey. And I can’t wait for your big 80th birthday party coming up on July 11 – a week after America’s 250th!
The added benefit for Markey is that his latest pinko pronouncements can be sputtered out as he’s sitting down. There’s no need for cutaways showing him doing his doddering Biden shuffle to the cameras.
Another similarity to Biden: Chuck can’t remember anybody’s name anymore.
“A king just does whatever he wants,” he was sputtering the other day, “and Biondi just goes along with it.”
Biondi? Who is this… Biondi person?
Look, Schumer is still only 75 – a young whipper-snapper among the TDS crowd he runs with. At yesterday’s No Kings rallies, most of the drolling geriatrics on their walkers would have called him “the Kid.”
But to offset his emerging persona as a kind of cross between Grampa Simpson and Joe Biden, Schumer needs to do something to establish his credentials as a modern Democrat hepster.
May I suggest one of those squirrelly three-day growths of beard that have become de rigueur among white Democrat males who can’t bring themselves to start wearing dresses (like the Congressman from Delaware) or who claim to have realized at age 68 that they’re “bisexual” (like a certain state senator running against a gay guy in an uber-woke suburban district).
Nothing says “I’m a beta male just like you!” like that hobo-chic three-day growth of beard (set off with an open collar and no tie).
Just ask Pete Buttigieg, Eric Swalwell, Chris Murphy or Steve Lynch.