Howie Carr Show https://howiecarrshow.com Fri, 26 Aug 2016 18:36:07 +0000 en-US hourly 1 Howie Carr Show clean Howie Carr Show jared@howiecarrshow.com jared@howiecarrshow.com (Howie Carr Show) Howie Carr Show https://howiestore.com/wp-content/uploads/powerpress/THC.png https://howiecarrshow.com COMING UP: MORE OF THE HILLARY CLINTON S#%T SHOW! https://howiecarrshow.com/coming-up-more-of-the-hillary-clinton-st-show/ https://howiecarrshow.com/coming-up-more-of-the-hillary-clinton-st-show/#respond Fri, 26 Aug 2016 12:24:11 +0000 https://howiecarrshow.com/?p=433 Julian Assange of Wikileaks promised on Fox this week that the next releases of embarrassing emails that Hillary Clinton futilely tried to deep six will be “quite interesting, some even entertaining.”

Entertaining? For my money, the ones already released have been more fun than a barrel of monkeys. The Hillary Show comes across as a sort of cross between Leona Helmsley and I Love Lucy.

I mean, this is a woman who calls Harriet Tubman a “home girl.” She has a pseudonym for her own daughter. (Diane Reynolds.) She orders aides to find out the times of TV shows, as well as the frequency of radio stations. (NPR, but you knew that, right?)

There’s an old saying, “Never write when you can speak, never speak when you can nod, never nod when you wink.”

Because, obviously, you pay a price if you’re caught red handed saying something stupid or criminal. Unless, of course, your name is Clinton.

Let’s look over some of Hillary’s Greatest Hits:

Why she needs an Air Force jet to take her to New York, May 4, 2009: “It’s going to rain all day and I still don’t feel great so the idea of playing a guessing game with the shuttle is really burdensome for me.”

An aide suggests a new drug for HRC, Oct. 25, 2011: “Modafinil for soldiers is preferable for naps.”

Huma to HRC, Jan. 11, 2013: “Take a nap.”

An eternal question from HRC to Cheryl Mills, Dec. 4, 2010: “And BTW what does ‘fubar’ mean?” (To which Cheryl replies: “Fubar is unprintable on civil email.”)

Nobody tells HRC anything, June 2009: “I arrived for 10:15 mtg and was told there was no mtg.”

She’s always the last to know, June 2009: “I heard on the radio that there is a mtg this am. Is there? Can I go?”

HRC is thirsty, Sept. 30, 2009: “Pls call Sarah and ask her if she can get me some iced tea.”

An early slide, Friday afternoon, May 8, 2009, Cheryl Mills to an aide: “You need to walk this over to HRC if she is not gone.” It was 3:47 p.m.

HRC imparts some motherly advice to John Podesta, Sept. 20, 2009: “Please wear socks to bed to keep your feet warm.”

HRC masters time travel, Feb. 2010: “I’ve gotten some messages from yesterday – how about you?” (No, most of my messages come from tomorrow, but thanks for asking.)

Is this racial profiling? HRC emails an aide, July 26, 2011: “I just checked and I do have your state (email) but not your gmail – so how did that happen? Must be the Chinese!”

This new technology – there’s so much to learn. Just ask Cheryl Mills on June 2, 2009: “We should not be twittering in the Secretary’s name since she is not the person actually twittering.”

Then there’s that darned fax machine. Down in the governor’s mansion in Little Rock, Bill could never master that fiendishly complicated Mr. Coffee. Hillary is equally baffled by that darned fax machine. As in every other aspect of her life, she is utterly dependent on Mrs. Carlos Danger as she studies the receiver:

HRC: “I thought it was supposed to be off hook to work.”

Huma: “Yes but hang up one more time. So they reestablish the line.”

HRC: “I did.”

Huma: “Just pick up the phone and hang it up. And leave it hung up.”

HRC: “I’ve done it twice now.”

Funny thing, all these tens of thousands of HRC emails being recovered and/or released, and so far, not a single mention about either of the two subjects Hillary said comprised the bulk of the ones her lawyers deleted: Chelsea’s wedding and her yoga plans.

Julian Assange, you’ve got a tough act to follow here. I’d call it… burdensome.

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If You Like Your Epi Pen, You Can Keep Your Epi Pen- 8.25.16 https://howiecarrshow.com/if-you-like-your-epi-pen-you-can-keep-your-epi-pen-8-25-16/ https://howiecarrshow.com/if-you-like-your-epi-pen-you-can-keep-your-epi-pen-8-25-16/#respond Thu, 25 Aug 2016 23:04:28 +0000 https://howiecarrshow.com/?p=426 Hillary is not pleased with Trump’s latest claim that she is a bigot and she is telling Anderson Cooper all about it. Later, Howie discusses the Epi Pen scandal and college debt.

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CHUMP LINE 8.25.16 https://howiecarrshow.com/chump-line-8-25-16/ https://howiecarrshow.com/chump-line-8-25-16/#respond Thu, 25 Aug 2016 22:33:18 +0000 https://howiecarrshow.com/?p=422 Hillary Clinton is definitely the focus of today’s Chump Line. Obama’s golf game is made sport of and Ted Kennedy needs a drink.

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https://howiecarrshow.com/chump-line-8-25-16/feed/ 0 Hillary Clinton is definitely the focus of today’s Chump Line. Obama’s golf game is made sport of and Ted Kennedy needs a drink. Hillary Clinton is definitely the focus of today’s Chump Line. Obama’s golf game is made sport of and Ted Kennedy needs a drink. Howie Carr Show clean 7:48
[VIDEO] THE REST OF THE EPI PEN STORY https://howiecarrshow.com/video-the-rest-of-the-epi-pen-story/ https://howiecarrshow.com/video-the-rest-of-the-epi-pen-story/#respond Thu, 25 Aug 2016 20:43:13 +0000 https://howiecarrshow.com/?p=409 Howie Carr delivers “the rest of the epi pen story.”

Transcript from Howie’s August 25th monologue:

Paul Harvey used to say that he would tell you “the rest of the story.”

In this campaign, sometimes the mainstream media won’t give you even half the story, let alone “the rest of the story.”

Hillary Clinton is accusing Donald Trump of being in bed with quote-unquote racists.

So what about Huma Abedin, Hillary’s closest aide? For 12 years she was on the masthead of a pro-Sharia, Saudi-financed magazine, edited by her mother, that supported Sharia law, said the US deserved to be attacked on 9-11, and that gay couples were not real families?

Ever hear any of that on the network news?

EpiPen – the emergency allergy treatment the price of which has been jacked up from $100 to $600 in the last five years.

Who is the CEO of the company that manufactures EpiPen? The daughter of Sen. Joe Manchin – Democrat senator Joe Manchin of West Virginia.

Imagine if Joe Manchin was a Republican! That fact would be in the lede of every story about price-gouging, evil, corporate greedheads.

But… nothing to see here folks, move along!

Remember when Donald Trump attacked the Khan family… their son was killed in Iraq? It was the biggest story of the week – how dare he!

Now Sen. Minority Leader Harry Reid has called Patricia Smith, the mother of slain Benghazi hero Sean Smith, “crazy.”

That’s right, he called a Gold Star mother “crazy.”

Is that on the network news?

Not for nothing is CNN called the Clinton News Network. Do you how this is paying off for them in the television ratings? Last week, CNN fell to number 18 – eighteen!

Fox was number one of course, even MSNBC was number seven.

But CNN was behind… Nick at Nite! The Food Network. Lifetime! Even the NFL Network… when the regular season hasn’t even started yet!

Imagine if Fox fell to second, let alone eighteenth!

And now you know… the rest of the story. I’m Howie Carr.

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TRUMP SOFTENS ON IMMIGRATION – 8.24.16 https://howiecarrshow.com/trump-softens-on-immigration-8-24-16/ https://howiecarrshow.com/trump-softens-on-immigration-8-24-16/#respond Wed, 24 Aug 2016 23:05:19 +0000 https://howiecarrshow.com/?p=385 Howie wonders if Trump’s softening on immigration would help him with voters. Hillary’s foundation continues to get a pass from the mainstream media. Other topics include Andrea Tantaros, terrorism and Obama’s lack of interest in doing his job.

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CHUMP LINE 8.24.16 https://howiecarrshow.com/chump-line-8-24-16/ https://howiecarrshow.com/chump-line-8-24-16/#respond Wed, 24 Aug 2016 22:28:15 +0000 https://howiecarrshow.com/?p=382 Unlike Hillary Clinton, John Kerry is not worried about his foundation. Bill Clinton is pleased to hear Howie reminiscing about one of his famous speaking engagements. Hillary’s yoga emails are called into question.

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https://howiecarrshow.com/chump-line-8-24-16/feed/ 0 Unlike Hillary Clinton, John Kerry is not worried about his foundation. Bill Clinton is pleased to hear Howie reminiscing about one of his famous speaking engagements. Hillary’s yoga emails are called into question. Unlike Hillary Clinton, John Kerry is not worried about his foundation. Bill Clinton is pleased to hear Howie reminiscing about one of his famous speaking engagements. Hillary’s yoga emails are called into question. Howie Carr Show clean 11:06
[PICTURES] ANDREA TANTAROS IS NOT GUILTY https://howiecarrshow.com/pictures-andrea-tantaros-is-not-guilty/ https://howiecarrshow.com/pictures-andrea-tantaros-is-not-guilty/#comments Wed, 24 Aug 2016 19:43:24 +0000 https://howiecarrshow.com/?p=364 Former Fox News host Andrea Tantaros is suing the cable network, alleging sexual harassment. Tantaros says Scott Brown even touched her in the lunch line.

Whether you believe her or not, can’t we all agree that she is NOT GUILTY? Check out this gallery of pictures of Andrea herself…

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A NIGHT OF CRIME IN CONCORD, NH! https://howiecarrshow.com/a-night-of-crime-in-concord-nh/ https://howiecarrshow.com/a-night-of-crime-in-concord-nh/#respond Wed, 24 Aug 2016 13:37:09 +0000 https://howiecarrshow.com/?p=341 Did you miss your chance to see Howie’s last Night of Crime? Or are you just dying to see the show again? Then here is your chance.

Join Howie Carr at The Capitol Center for The Arts on Friday, September 30th for a night of stories, laughs and of course crime. You won’t find a better retelling of the life of Boston’s most famous gangster, Whitey Bulger. After all, Howie was almost one of his victims! No one can tell this story quite like Howie and for only $19 you can get your seat to this unbelievable show. PURCHASE TICKETS BELOW.

A picture is worth a thousand words but Howie’s slideshow full of incredible mug shots and candids is definitely priceless. You don’t want to miss this. Buy your tickets now and get ready for a show you will never forget.

Plus! Every attendee will receive a free copy of Howie’s book “Rifleman.”

Event Details
Date: September 30
Time: 7:30 pm – 9:30 pm
Cost: $19

Venue
Capitol Center for The Arts
44 S Main Street
Concord, NH 03301

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DONALD! YOU BETTER BUILD THAT WALL! https://howiecarrshow.com/donald-you-better-build-that-wall/ https://howiecarrshow.com/donald-you-better-build-that-wall/#respond Wed, 24 Aug 2016 03:44:00 +0000 https://howiecarrshow.com/?p=332 Hey Donald Trump, don’t go “softening” your stance against illegal immigration too much.

I know, you’re back in a dead heat with Hillary in some of the more recent polls, but don’t let it go to your head. You didn’t get where you are by channeling Jeb Bush.

And to paraphrase Harry S Truman, if you give people a choice between a Democrat and a Democrat, they’ll vote for the Democrat every time.

Besides, the “valedictorian” crime wave shows no sign of abating. Let’s go over some of the recent atrocities committed by our “new Americans.”

Some of these people may be refugees, others may have student visas, most are illegals, but they all have one thing in common in addition to their EBT cards.

None of them should be in the United States of America.

And furthermore, no sane society would ever have admitted them, or at least not thrown them out as soon as they committed their first crime.

Let’s go to the videotape:

Taha Hamid, arrested Friday for open and gross lewdness in the women’s room of the MBTA’s Back Bay Station. According to the Transit Police, he had self-identified the sink as a urinal, if you catch my drift. A woman, apparently unaware of our state’s new transgender-bathroom law, told Hamid to stop and he shouted, “This is a man’s bathroom now!” Birthplace, according to the police report: Somalia.

Romaro Cabral, “Chelsea man,” arrested by the NH State Police Monday morning at 7:30 a.m. in Canterbury NH after sideswiping a construction vehicle on I-93 and then fleeing. Charges include “driving while intoxicated, subsequent offense” and “operating without a license.”

Wasil Farooqi, “Roanoke man,” arrested for knifing two Americans Saturday while screaming “Allahu Akbar!” According to CBS News, authorities “aren’t sure” if he’s a U.S. citizen, but he is known to have recently traveled to Turkey. An ISIS connection is suspected.

There’s a Midwestern supermarket chain named Meijer, and this headline from Pontiac MI sums up our next “act of love,” as Jeb Bush calls every illegal-alien crime: “Man arrested for masturbating at Meijer, being in U.S. illegally.” Daniel Torres-Riva, age 35, approached a 24-year-old American female, his pantalones (that’s Spanish for pants) down. According to the report, “Responding deputies recovered ‘biological evidence’ at the scene.” Celebrate diversity!

Did you ever hear of a foreign exchange student on scholarship to a community college? That’s what Abdulrahman Noorah claims to be. He’s a Saudi national in Portland OR and he’s accused of manslaughter, felony hit and run and reckless driving. Last Friday he ran over a 15-year-old female U.S. citizen in his gold Lexus. The Portland PD is “still determining if intoxication was a factor.” (What would the Prophet think?) He had a driver’s license, but it was suspended for non-payment of tickets. Now he has a public defender – how Tsarnaev is it?

Never bring a walking stick to a gunfight – that’s the lesson of Omer Ismail Ali, a Sudanese “refugee” living large here in the Great Satan since 2013. He went all jihadi last week at a gas station in Kelso OR, using his walking stick to attack three infidels – the gas-station clerk, a customer and a cop. One of the Crusaders came up with the equalizer and sent Ali to Paradise.

Hillary Clinton is running for president promising to simultaneously a) quintuple the number of Mideast “refugees” while b) disarming law-abiding American citizens, although she’d deny b).

What could possibly go wrong?

Hey Donald Trump, stopping Hillary and putting an end to this insanity is your signature issue. Don’t blow it.

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EMAILS, IMMIGRATION AND PICKLE JARS – 8.23.16 https://howiecarrshow.com/emails-immigration-and-pickle-jars-8-23-16/ https://howiecarrshow.com/emails-immigration-and-pickle-jars-8-23-16/#respond Tue, 23 Aug 2016 23:08:48 +0000 https://howiestore.com/?p=306 Senator Scott Brown calls in to refute Andrea Tantaros’ latest allegations in her Fox law suit. Other topics include Hillary’s questionable health and the disappearance of Vince Foster’s emails. In the last segment Howie asks the listeners whether or not Trump should soften his stance on immigration?

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https://howiecarrshow.com/emails-immigration-and-pickle-jars-8-23-16/feed/ 0 Senator Scott Brown calls in to refute Andrea Tantaros’ latest allegations in her Fox law suit. Other topics include Hillary’s questionable health and the disappearance of Vince Foster’s emails. In the last segment Howie asks the listeners whether or n... Senator Scott Brown calls in to refute Andrea Tantaros’ latest allegations in her Fox law suit. Other topics include Hillary’s questionable health and the disappearance of Vince Foster’s emails. In the last segment Howie asks the listeners whether or not Trump should soften his stance on immigration? Howie Carr Show clean